Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate lazy player’s dream!

Join us and you’ll never have to lift a finger again – literally! We have a team of dedicated minions who will do all the mining, crafting, and building for you. Just sit back, relax, and watch your empire grow without any effort on your part.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just hang out by the Diamond Chicken coop and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our server-wide quest to find the mythical Bacon Tree, rumored to grow crispy, delicious bacon strips instead of leaves. Who needs boring old crops when you can have a never-ending supply of bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the laziest, craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 1336
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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