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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll never have to lift a finger again – literally! We have a team of dedicated minions who will do all the mining, crafting, and building for you. Just sit back, relax, and watch your empire grow without any effort on your part.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just hang out by the Diamond Chicken coop and watch the diamonds roll in.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our server-wide quest to find the mythical Bacon Tree, rumored to grow crispy, delicious bacon strips instead of leaves. Who needs boring old crops when you can have a never-ending supply of bacon?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the laziest, craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
