Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Vortex SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/tiny-human-craft/">Server</a>

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	2779	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	320	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	4739	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	515198
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	5735
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

: free donation for everyone!

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.