Get Rich Quick Minecraft Server – ‘why are you still poor?’

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on those sweet crypto gains? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine is actually a hidden cryptocurrency waiting to be discovered! Just imagine stumbling upon a diamond block only to find out it’s actually worth $500 in real life! Join our server and become the ultimate crypto miner, turning virtual blocks into real-life riches. Who needs to invest in risky shitcoins when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to strike it rich in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

EchoCraftRealm 1.20

#0, EchoCraftRealm, dubs, quads, face

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as posting pics of your GF/Wife/fWB/SO on 4chan? Join our server for a chance to win big if you roll DUBS! Post your pics and if you get DUBS, you gotta post them again at 0% but if you get TRIPS, we’ll post the original pic for you! And if you hit QUADS, well, your girl is now ours! It’s a crazy ride full of surprises and questionable decisions, just like your love life. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

missing out, let down, BETRAYAL, crying, worlds

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

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SpookyIRLPlayer

Horror, Real Life, hair-raising, creepy, unsettling

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

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CraftyCommiesLOL

russia, diplomatic crisis, international relations, political tensions, North Korean losses

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

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Blocky Vaccine Trials

Treatment, Trials, Failed, research, C. difficile

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

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