Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP

sexual assault, reproductive ethics, Minecraft, gender equality, reproductive fraud

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?

But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!

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PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!

Worthwhile, Premium, ESSENTIAL, valuable, Perks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!

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TaiwanTechTransfer Minecraft Server

TaiwanTechTransfer, Server, Minecraft

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we make the craziest tech transfers happen! majority of taiwanese be like “nah bro, don’t give dat tech to US” but on dis server, we be like “HECK YEAH, LET’S DO IT!” we got redstone contraptions dat will blow yo mind, and secret underground bases dat even the most skilled players can’t find! plus, we got a poll dat shows 99% of players agree dis server is da bomb diggity. so what you waiting for? come join us and be part of da tech transfer madness!

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CableCuttersCraft

diplomatic tensions, maritime law, maritime incident, undersea cable, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than taiwan detaining a chinese-crewed ship suspected of cutting undersea cable! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through treacherous waters and try to avoid getting caught by the authorities.

our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!

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Windstorm Woes: Skyscraper Struggles

Hurricane, structural integrity, resilience, skyscraper design, windstorm

come join our minecraft server where we build hurricane-proof skyscrapers that can withstand even the tiniest breeze! our experts have tested them in derechos and they stood strong like a diamond sword in battle!

why join? well, imagine the chaos of a windstorm trying to knock down our skyscrapers but failing miserably! it’s like watching a creeper try to explode but just fizzling out instead.

we are the ultimate test of resilience in the face of the climate crisis, so come build with us and show mother nature who’s boss! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s defy gravity together!

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