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Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2199	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	5257	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Animals Bred:	171
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4281	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Items Found:	2721	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1182

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4