Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Gods Slained: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the super shotgun gets a makeover! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky battles. But be warned, those 3 mysterious spots on the super shotgun are actually portals to another dimension where creepers ride pigs and diamonds rain from the sky. Only the bravest players dare to explore this glitchy realm and uncover its secrets. So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!

    Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?

    Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5977 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3386
    Zombie Dances: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! 🎮

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures? Look no further, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination! 💡

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in intense PvP matches with gear and weapons that will blow your mind! 💣

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest collectables that will make you the envy of all your friends. 🏆

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret booru filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 🤫

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

    Disclaimer: No baby chicks, li’l bunnies, or bear cubs were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Emeralds Found: 2545 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server

    GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Farms Harvested: 759
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixelated Monochrome Madness

    Pixelated Monochrome Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where everything is black and white, just like your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride through a world devoid of color but full of ADVENTURE and INTRIGUE.

    Imagine mining for diamonds in a monochrome landscape, battling mobs in grayscale, and building your dream castle in black and white perfection. Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon has traded its vibrant colors for a sleek black and white look.

    But that’s not all! We have EPIC quests that will challenge your skills and test your creativity. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is neon pink – just kidding, that would be ridiculous.

    So why settle for a boring, colorful Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly UNIQUE experience? Come see the world in a whole new light – or lack thereof – and discover the beauty of black and white Minecraft. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1481
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Potions Brewed: 95
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

    1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

    Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

    For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

    Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Krauts

    Crafty Krauts
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 61
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

    PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

    BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

    Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

    Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 273 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

    DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8566
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Towns Built: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

    Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles
    Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

    Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

    Joanna’s Jolly Block Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

    Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

    Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

    But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

    So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Crops Grown: 8270
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

    Crafty NijiNerds EN Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

    Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

    With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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