Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 4416 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Runes Activated: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

    The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

    • Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
    • Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
    • Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

    ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

    Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

    And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Chimeras Created: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Stone Age to Steve Age

    Stone Age to Steve Age
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

    Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

    PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

    2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

    3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

    4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

    Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Potions Brewed: 68 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Crusaders

    Crafty Crusaders
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

    Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

    But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

    Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

    And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

    Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

    Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

    Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Farms Harvested: 872
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Melons Madness

    Minecraft Melons Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

    Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

    So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Villages Defended: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

    Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

    Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

    CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

    So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

    Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

    Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

    Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery
    Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

    InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Potions Brewed: 146
    Mines Excavated: 2787 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

    Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

    Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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