Get ready to prosper in a blocky world full of surprises and new friends on our vanilla Minecraft server! No age limit, just pure fun!

Active, age, blocky, build projects, Chill, Community, content creating, Discord, Factions, Friends, full, Fun, hermitcraft, Ip:, Limit, Mature, members, Minecraft, Plugins, Prosper, Pure, Ready, respectful, Roleplay, rules, Server, Surprises, Vanilla, vanilla nature, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/crafty-conservatives-building-blocks-of-freedom/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Season	10th
Community	Strong and friendly
Streamers	Regularly streaming
Server Type	Similar to hermitcraft
Features	Roleplay, factions, major build projects
Rules	Be respectful, no clowns allowed
Plugins	Few plugins, vanilla server
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can find the IP address on our Discord server. Join our Discord using the link provided above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, be respectful to other players and do not engage in clown-like behavior.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: This server is intended for a mature community, but there is no strict age restriction.

Q: Can I participate in major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in and contribute to ongoing build projects.

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Emeralds Found:	6651	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	890
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Animals Bred:	30
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	286	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2221	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Ores Mined:	9791	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	892	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	3967
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!