Get ready for some out-of-this-world shenanigans on CelestialCraft! Don’t forget your astronaut helmet!

Achievements, Adventurer, astronaut, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, custom events, Discord, dont, Economy, Events, forget, Grief Prevention, Helmet, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, outofthisworld, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Rankup System, Ready, Redstone, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, smp, StarShards Currency, Version

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50

New Minecraft Servers

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for CelestialCraft?

A: The server IP is mc.celestialcraft.gg

Q: Can I fly on the server?

A: Yes, with the Magic Carpets feature, you can enjoy 1 hour of free flight.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is optional and off by default, but you can enable it to challenge your friends.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: You can earn StarShards through quests, achievements, and events on the server.

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, CelestialCraft hosts weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Animals Bred:	86
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1566	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6712
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crops Grown:	8637	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	1127	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
New Chunks Explored:	183015	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magic Items Found:	4069	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6688
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3327	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!