GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Votes:	5729	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5748	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Potions Brewed:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3916
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	125455
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	5250
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5064	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Items Found:	1376

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0