Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1996 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6735 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6266 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
