| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9262 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7834 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7939 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 168 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2104 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4022 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2125 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6878 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5664 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 183 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8226 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2990 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3950 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2717 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 8256 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8890 |
| Votes: | 1601 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7517 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8467 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7157 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3369 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 54 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
