GeriatricGaming | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	531	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4394
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2445
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4235	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	1634
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0