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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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