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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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