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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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