GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

Welcome to Geopolitik!

Feature Description
Minecraft Version 1.20.x
Minecraft Platform Java
Server IP soon
Server Link https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a
Dynamic Map (DynMap) soon

FAQs:

What is Geopolitik?

Geopolitik is a 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Towny, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, and interaction.

What plugins does Geopolitik have?

Aside from Towny, we have a few other plugins to enhance the experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pure Nordic Minecraft Server – Keeping it Aryan in the Digital Age

    Pure Nordic Minecraft Server – Keeping it Aryan in the Digital Age
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we keep the Nordics pure and the creepers at bay! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you can build your own Aryan utopia and fend off any non-Whites who dare to infiltrate our realm.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we store all of our precious diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that the ghost of Notch himself haunts the halls, protecting our treasures from any would-be thieves.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind Steve’s mysterious origins. See you in the game, fellow Aryan warriors! 🤣🎮

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6879
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pick-Up Linez: Donate for Dates

    Pixel Pick-Up Linez: Donate for Dates
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best way to flirt with a woman is to donate to her in-game! Trust us, nothing says romance like a stack of diamonds or a rare enchanted sword. Join our server and watch as your virtual gifts win over the hearts of all the pixelated ladies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land in search of brave warriors to challenge. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its hoard of riches for yourself, or die trying and respawn to try again. The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco, where the music never stops and the lava never cools down. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even find love in the fiery depths of the underworld.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might just find love, adventure, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7509 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is dragon ball threads of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and blast your enemies with Kamehamehas and Spirit Bombs. Don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admins are like the Z Fighters – always ready to protect the server from evil-doers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret Dragon Ball that grants wishes to those who find it. Want a pet dinosaur? Done. Want to fly on a Nimbus cloud? Easy peasy. Want unlimited diamonds? Well, you’ll have to find the Dragon Ball first!

    So why wait? Join us on dragon ball threads and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Super Saiyan!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server

    Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the bugs are as friendly as the players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC quests.

    On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero

    KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero
    Join our Minecraft server and find out why East Asian men can look really feminine but still seem heterosexual!

    On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.

    But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6479 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 193964 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

    Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

    Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Scammy Mine

    Crafty Scammy Mine
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

    And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Gods Slained: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

    Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

    Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

    Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1717 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchantments Applied: 107
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

    CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

    – We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

    – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

    – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Zombie Dances: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 6653
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7781

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5531 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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