| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7272 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 276 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 97 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6165 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3711 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 131 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8595 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4011 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 247 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4880 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 64 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3789 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 281 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7733 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6494 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4716 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4247 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4744 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2933 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6279 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 829 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 475 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4547 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 8156 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2361 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2481 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3388 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7357 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9985 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Potions Brewed: | 65 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
