GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	2683	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	1280
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2256
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	265	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	973234	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	1033
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	601	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	632690
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7943	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7497

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.