GeoDetainedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	706	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	4512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	213	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mines Excavated:	4199
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Votes:	3757
Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9555
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4