Welcome to The Geode, an up and coming SMP server that opened on 15 August 2023 at 9:00am EST. The server is currently in a research and development season, focusing on building and refining the experience. The goal of GeodeSMP is to gradually grow a close community and an SMP world that forms around its players. If you are looking for a Minecraft server to call home, this server aims to be that place for you. The community spirit follows a simple idea inspired by the witches creed: if it harms none, do what you will. Join to be part of what the server is and what it is becoming.
GeodeSMP – Community Focused Survival SMP

Chick Flicks Rock – No Sexism Here!
so, like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, this server is, like, totally different, man. like, when u join, u enter a world where everything is, like, super crazy and fun.u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. but, like, the catch was that the city was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. so, the player had to, like, battle the chicken to get the treasures. it was, like, so epic, dude.
oh, and another reason to join is that there are, like, flying pigs in this server. yeah, u heard me right. flying pigs. u can ride them and, like, soar through the sky. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
and, like, if u join this server, u will become a part of a community that is, like, super chill and friendly. u can make friends and, like, build awesome stuff together. it’s, like, a big happy family.
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and, like, experience the most insane and hilarious adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.
DadGoneYoungMomLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing burning down is our epic builds! Join us and escape the craziness of real life, like when my dad (56 M) ran off with a woman half his age (32 F) and her husband threatened him in our own home – talk about a wild ride! But don’t worry, they both mysteriously passed away, so no need to call the cops, just come play Minecraft with us instead. Who needs a divorce when you can mine for diamonds and build a fortress with your family? So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!CraftyCatcallers
Are you tired of being catcalled in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only catcalling you’ll hear is from the adorable ocelots in the jungle biome! Our community is filled with strong, independent players who will have your back and never make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those creepy encounters in the real world. So come join us and let’s build a world where catcalling is a thing of the past!UkrainianDroneBoomCraft
so, like, this server is like, so lit that even ukrainian drones are getting in on the action. they blew up a russian oil pipeline just to make sure everyone knows how epic this server is. like, if that’s not dedication, i don’t know what is.join this server if you want to be part of the most explosive community in minecraft. literally. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or a giant chicken will start a dance party. anything is possible on this server.
plus, the admins are like, super cool and always throwing crazy events. last week, they hosted a build battle where everyone had to recreate the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks. it was a hot mess, but so much fun.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come be a part of the chaos and see what kind of wild adventures await you. just watch out for those ukrainian drones, they mean business.

