Welcome to The Geode, an up and coming SMP server that opened on 15 August 2023 at 9:00am EST. The server is currently in a research and development season, focusing on building and refining the experience. The goal of GeodeSMP is to gradually grow a close community and an SMP world that forms around its players. If you are looking for a Minecraft server to call home, this server aims to be that place for you. The community spirit follows a simple idea inspired by the witches creed: if it harms none, do what you will. Join to be part of what the server is and what it is becoming.
GeodeSMP – Community Focused Survival SMP
SovietCraft: 166k Injuries
OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!Termite Twerking Blowfly
so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!
Turnabout SMP
Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview
Features Description Events We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum! Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends. Quality of Life Addons Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more! Shopping and Minigames District A thriving area for shopping and minigames. Mayoral Elections Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run. Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage. 24/7 Uptime The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy. To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?
A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.
Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?
A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.
Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.
Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?
A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.
SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than a gaza documentary featuring a child whose dad was a HAMAS MINISTER. like bruh, you think your minecraft server is wild? think again cuz we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of lava and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill ride of building, surviving, and uncovering scandalous secrets that will make your jaw drop like a block of sand falling on your head. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the madness begin!