Welcome to The Geode, an up and coming SMP server that opened on 15 August 2023 at 9:00am EST. The server is currently in a research and development season, focusing on building and refining the experience. The goal of GeodeSMP is to gradually grow a close community and an SMP world that forms around its players. If you are looking for a Minecraft server to call home, this server aims to be that place for you. The community spirit follows a simple idea inspired by the witches creed: if it harms none, do what you will. Join to be part of what the server is and what it is becoming.
GeodeSMP – Community Focused Survival SMP
Staircase Fails Lead to Epic Fails
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why it’s da bomb diggity. So, like, imagine dis: you’re walkin’ up a staircase in Minecraft, right? And you miss da first step. Next thing you know, you’re flyin’ through da air, missin’ all da other steps like a boss. That’s how crazy dis server is! Join us now for some wild adventures and stair-avoiding shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown
yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you forget all about those pesky wildfires and dementia risks? well, do i have the server for you!this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?
so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!
Felprisons
FelPrisons – OP Prisons Server 1.7-1.21.4!
Mine your way through the ranks, prestige to gain major boosts and rebirth to gain large multipliers and ascend to go back to the beginning… can you make it to the end rank?
We have Custom Enchants, a Token System, cosmetics, crates and so much more waiting for you!
Currently in BETA!
https://discord.gg/VUFE6UrJjHplay.felprison.com
CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship
Looking for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect match!Meet Elle, our resident love guru who is seeking the man of her dreams. She’s looking for a tall, handsome, wealthy, educated, childless man who attends church regularly and is willing to wait until marriage for sex.
But wait, there’s more! Elle is also the only single friend in her group, so you know she’s serious about finding love. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the lucky guy who meets all of Elle’s impossible standards.
Don’t miss out on the chance to date a picky princess like Elle and potentially get rejected for not being an “8 or better” in the looks department. It’s a dating experience like no other, only on our Minecraft server!
CraftySplash: Bath or Shower?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a bath in a waterfall while riding a unicorn!Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.
So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!