Welcome to The Geode, an up and coming SMP server that opened on 15 August 2023 at 9:00am EST. The server is currently in a research and development season, focusing on building and refining the experience. The goal of GeodeSMP is to gradually grow a close community and an SMP world that forms around its players. If you are looking for a Minecraft server to call home, this server aims to be that place for you. The community spirit follows a simple idea inspired by the witches creed: if it harms none, do what you will. Join to be part of what the server is and what it is becoming.
GeodeSMP – Community Focused Survival SMP
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PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks
So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!
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Lyricless Spotify Fails
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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ArcticCraft FunTime Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where polar bears and ringed seals are fighting against “forever chemicals” from non-stick cookware and waterproof clothing! Watch as these adorable animals battle against disrupted fat metabolism and stress responses in a fight for survival. Will they make it out alive? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, you can build your own base and protect it from these pesky pollutants while enjoying some epic gameplay with your friends. Don’t miss out on the action – join now!
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CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a pot of potion in a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who bring their furry friends to your house, despite your severe allergies? Well, on our server, the only pets allowed are pixelated wolves and ocelots! No more sneezing fits or itchy rashes, just pure gaming fun.
Immerse yourself in a world where you can kick out your partner for siding with his dog-loving family members. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own soap opera on our server? Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and ban anyone who dares to bring a dog to your virtual birthday party.
So come on down to our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t find any pesky pets or judgmental in-laws here, just endless possibilities and hilarious escapades. Join now and let the adventure begin!
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QualityBurgerz Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots rainbows out of his butt! Plus, every new player gets a free pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit fam, you gotta join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into llamacorn land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #SirOinksalotRocks #LlamacornApocalypse