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RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8656	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5649
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	3362
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	676

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2553
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Crops Grown:	6454
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Potions Brewed:	155
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Votes:	1432	Star Shards Collected:	291
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8304	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Farms Harvested:	121
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3