GenuineMC: Where the only thing not vanilla is our jokes! Join our community-driven fun on 1.20.2!

1.20.2, age, Community, Communitydriven, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fun, GenMC, GenuineMC, INFORMATION, Join, jokes, Nationalities, player made, Relax, rules, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shops, smp, social media, Staff, TOWN, Vanilla, veteran player, Winter

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Server IP	SemiVanilla.GenMC.net

About Our Server:

GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is ran by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our Server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! Our spawn is full of exploration and the central point of all in-game information including our rules, staff members, social medias and more!

Features:

GenuineMC has a large winter themed spawn with plenty to explore! We host numerous fun and exciting events throughout the year as well as some occasional events hosted in our Discord! Our server also includes a handful of player made shops as well as a massive town (built by one of our veteran players) to explore right outside of our spawn! Come relax with us and enjoy your stay on GenMC!

Rules:

No Spamming (Caps, Text, Links, etc.) Don’t Advertise Other Servers Be respectful to staff and community members Don’t ask for OP or Staff (Our full rules can be read on our server using /rules or by visiting our Rules & Info room at Spawn!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join GenuineMC?	To join GenuineMC, simply connect to the server using the IP address SemiVanilla.GenMC.net
Are there any age restrictions to play on GenuineMC?	No, GenuineMC welcomes players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules and respect other players.
Can I build my own creations on GenuineMC?	Absolutely! GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that encourages creativity and building. Just make sure to follow the server rules.
Are there regular events on GenuineMC?	Yes, GenuineMC hosts various fun and exciting events throughout the year for all players to enjoy.

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Votes:	9333
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Farms Harvested:	585
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5355
Votes:	4284	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	7469
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7167	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	153	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	5549

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Emeralds Found:	414
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	4969
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	2993	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.