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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beautiful landscapes, Black sea, Caucasus region, explore georgia, Food, georgia, Georgian culture, hidden gems, historic sites, Hospitality, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, SightSeeing, smp, TBILISI, tourism, travel, travel inspiration, vacation, Visit, visit Georgia, wine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Free Speech MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

play.freespeechmc.net:25581

Target SMP

Community, Events, in-game prizes, join us, Minecraft, Survival, Target SMP, vanilla smp

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Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

play.targetmc.xyz:30098

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Only, PvP, recommended, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

plqf.vanilla-box.ru

Anon’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anons, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Stratix SMP

active community, Adventure, building, Community Events, competitive, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dynamic Economy System, Economy, economy server, Exploration, multiplayer, open world, Player Economy, player interaction, Player Shops, player-driven economy, player-owned territories, pregenerated world, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to **Stratix SMP** (minecraft 1.21.3)

Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

Key Features:

Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

23.129.100.132

WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Animals Bred:	183

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crops Grown:	4061
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9694	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	439	Players Killed by Monsters:	356
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	245
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	80

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Emeralds Found:	3358	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Potions Brewed:	180	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	242480	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	109	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	166
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	2