so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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