so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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