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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8821 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
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