GeniusBlockhead | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	427	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Animals Bred:	121	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	640541
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3217
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	64	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	7061	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Animals Bred:	104	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	139	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8577
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	731	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!