GeniusBlockhead | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6771
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	6262	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	1256
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	8194
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	New Chunks Explored:	201710
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Votes:	7139
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Star Shards Collected:	85
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Votes:	2367
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8611

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	285
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7272
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Mines Excavated:	4761	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	667	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌