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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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