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MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	3794
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	7393	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3140	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9786

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

ambiguity, Anon, ANONYMOUS, bewildering, communication breakdown, confusion, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, Frustration, fuck, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mysterious, Mystifying, perplexing, perplexity, puzzling, Server, unclear message, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

Board, Captcha, different thread, forum bug, forum issue, Minecraft, op, smp, technical difficulty, thread creation bug, thread creation error, thread creation glitch, thread creation issue, thread creation problem, thread creation., thread error, thread glitch, thread placement, thread problem, thread redirection, thread submission, ThreadCraft, Threads

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	8519	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	506	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8075

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero General, Zone

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	212
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1