Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 46 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9804
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ores Mined: 7832 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4978 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1676 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Potions Brewed: 128
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2940 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Potions Brewed: 146 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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