Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Buildings Constructed: 35 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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