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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 310 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.
