so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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