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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7633 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.
