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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8819 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1310 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.