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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6410 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.
