Gender-EqualityGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?

so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Emeralds Found:	9184
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	6772

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Votes:	9642
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	6235	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	7499
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!