🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5825 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.