Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

New Minecraft Servers

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Towns Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3096	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	4167	Villages Defended:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Items Found:	3847	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Runes Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Votes:	3821

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Crops Grown:	7616	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	2801	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Votes:	7586
Magic Items Found:	8156	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6165	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5943
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	1987
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	New Chunks Explored:	849420
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Animals Bred:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!