GemCraft SMP – Mine Universe Gen

Aggie draw, archived threads., baseball, Cartoon Network, Crew blog, end of an era, Future OST, GemCraft, Gems, Gen, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee, Rebecca Sugar, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, steven universe, streamily, Universe, Unleash the Light, Writebin

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe General, where you can unleash the light and play baseball with gems in the outfield!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Ronaldo himself has a blog where he spills all the juicy secrets of Beach City. Plus, our OST composers will serenade you with tunes straight from the show.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself will be making appearances on Streamily, so you can chat with the mastermind behind it all. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale – get your hands on some exclusive gems before they’re gone!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Steven Universe on our Minecraft server and let the gem-tastic adventures begin! Join us now and become a part of the most epic gem-filled journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	983134
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mines Excavated:	2258	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ores Mined:	7111	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4615
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	279
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ores Mined:	2811

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1607	Emeralds Found:	575
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Farms Harvested:	122	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!