join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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