Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	174	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Ores Mined:	3417
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	1497	Buildings Constructed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	149
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ores Mined:	7264	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchantments Applied:	106

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4377
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8034	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.