Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	2605
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	769
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	5718	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4226	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	4811
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	93773	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mines Excavated:	1814

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.