Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7770
Star Shards Collected:	229	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Star Shards Collected:	227	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1305

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.