Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StormHunter

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A server with a large number of plug-ins that provide stable operation and an interesting gameplay. Our advantages: cases with things, several different worlds for survival with their unique monsters, the best clan system, the ability to create your own store, weapons, thought-out economy, improved work system, mini-games (BedWars, Spleef and Paintball) and much more.

Warp list on the server: > Games (mini-games) > Portals (portals to the worlds) > Danger (arena for battle with the Boss) > Shop > Parkour (Parkour with a reward for passing) > PvP (PvP Arena) > Enchant (Shop of Enchantments, Potions and Weapons) > Food (a place for hungry players) > Mine (automatic mine)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HomeCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HomeCraft Survival! Your adventure begins in Vanderlynn Hills, a laid-back town with no two mile long spawn area you have to navigate through or hundreds of signs and options to choose from before you get to start your adventure. In fact, you don’t have to stick around at all if you don’t want to. Just hop into the wilderness wormhole to teleport to a random location on the map and begin your journey immediately. Or you could have a look around the sleepy town of Vanderlynn Hills which features properties for sale, farmer jobs, exp farm, player shops, creative mode area, parkour, spleef arena and much more. A few of the other features: Claim your own land – unlock more as you play or purchase more claim blocks anytime with in-game $. For the protection of your own sanity, PVP is disabled. You may teleport to your friends or return to spawn at any time. McMMO – Train many different skills and abilities that make your gameplay more fun and RPG-like. Economy – Sell items to the server or other players. Compete in the market by creating your own shops.

HomeCraft is simple, effective, and designed to make you feel at home. There are no special privileges for staff, drop parties at spawn, fly or creative mode (except in the creative mode area). Everyone gets to enjoy the same survival experience.

Time to start your new adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Production team

Adult, Economy, Survival, Youtubers

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock v1.20.1

VOTIFIER (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) ENABLED! – youtube.com/chunktvgames – chunktv.com

BUYCRAFT AVAILABLE! Visit our page on chunktv.buycraft.net to purchase Donator Packs! (Temporarily unavailable…)

Chunk TV! is an media organization that supports The Zeitgeist Movement and The Venus Project.

Production Team! is our Minecraft server!

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile!

Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad if you’d like to come join us!

Forum: forum.chunktvlive.com (coming soon)

Discord: TBA

Rules:Respect adminsPlay fairI’m not even going to list things like no spamming because that’s common sense.Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court.

Server Location: U.S. East

Owner: Chunk_TV

Also please like our FB page for updates and easy contact with owners and admin!facebook.com/chunktvproductionteam

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Life Cubed

PvE, PvP, Survival

<~> 100% free to the player! Always! Any contribution made is completely free will and will never grant any player additional capabilities. <~> Premium grade server management. Non-Premium price. (You guessed it. Free!) <~> Spigot based server! <~> Join, play and, over all, have fun!

The game server, as well as the server itself, are ALWAYS kept up to date with the latest stable releases.

Players are encouraged to give feedback and to let us know if any updates are available , bugs found or issues with plugins that have not been implemented/fixed by contacting us at: [email protected]

Notice: This is a dedicated server that hosts nothing but Minecraft, the website and the server’s OS, on a 100% CAT6 network and served over an incredibly solid connection. We put a lot of time, money and effort into being able to offer a great service without ruining the game (ie. ranks, advertisements, plugins that offset fairness). Life Cubed and any affiliated services are privately owned, operated, funded and maintained. Please keep this in mind and be respectful.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Explorationcraft

PvP, Survival

The server is graylisted to keep some sense of order and clutter out. Players who first log in are Denizens. Denizens will become Citizens after a few hours of play, or if they return the next day. The only major difference between Denizen and Citizen is Citizens can /sethome and /home. We currently run 1.12.2, and when 1.13 arrives we will update to it as soon as possible.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Earth romania

Earth, Fun, Paper, Realism, Reallife, Roleplay, Slimefun

“Earth-Romania” is an exciting, active minecraft server with many hardworking people based on an “Earth-Nations” type gamemode with very cool, interesting and interactive systems. Also this server is based on the history and geography of the whole world. Here you can create a country or you can enter one in order to build your own country and get many resources and you can also annex or attack other countries.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Panthos PvE

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Panthos is a fun to play player vs. environment server! We feature many special features like custom mob drops, mcmmo, golden shovel claim, and much more! We are always updating so come and join the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DBC_Hyperverse

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to DBC Hyperverse! A Dragon Block C server based to become a hyper-fast, easy grind, PVP and Tournament centered server! Check out our website: https://dbchyperverse.enjin.com/ Or, just join the server directly! 172.106.3.18:25592 Enjoy! Happy ‘Crafting! Mods required: JinRyuu’s Dragon Block C

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Iconnetwork

Icon network lifesteal java + Bedrock

ICONNETWORK LIFESTEAL

– CUSTOM ITEMS

– CUSTOM ENCHANT

– CUSTOM KITS

– CUSTOM CRATES

– AUCTION

– GRAMBLER

– BOUNTIES

– SHOPS

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SuperAwesomeTown

Creative

Come Check out Super Awesome Town! We’re not just a Grind or PvP server. We have over 100 Ranks! A growing and changing town to explore. Build and mine on your very own land plot. Rent a shop and sell your wares. Go Fishing. Tackle our parkour courses. Join us today and meet the SAT Community. We even have our own active Discord Channel!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Emeralds Found:	4993
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Holland – The Amigos

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

This is a real copy of TheAmigos.co.uk and our very first world, New Holland. This has elements of Dutch influences (no clogs)…… Come look for yourself if you would like to continue your patience and hard work you invested into both these worlds… New hardware has been installed recently, and all looks well. Come join us and play…. The counter is now 4 separated servers….

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypemc network

Earth, Skyblock

Server IP: hypemc.fun:19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Creeper Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

This small, fun, and addictive server is full of custom plugins and commands such as /menu and /dis. We guarantee you will have a good time on the Creeper Network. We have SMP, Factions, Spleef, hunger games, and Creative on the way. We are always expanding our server so there is always new stuff to do. We look forward to seeing you on the Creeper Network.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4093
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rankedmc

Earth

My new Fun server, come and join today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CapeCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Dragon Eggs Found:	4245
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.