join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
Divine Spears Created: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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